Megan Waddell
Personal
- School
- Belmont University
- Biography
I'll start from the beginning... I was born in a small town in Russia. My mother was a wheat collector until she died in a horrible farm accident that also left me armless. After the incident, I was shipped to America where I was supposed to be used in ethically questionable experiments, but the box I was packed in fell off the back of the chicken truck I was being transported in before it made it across the Mexican/American border. From there I was known as Lupe as I repeatedly tried to make it into the United States for ten years. During one of my attempts, I was attacked by rabid chickens and tortilla shells which resulted in the amputation of my third right toe. In a rush to save my life, I was taken to the nearest hospital, which happened to be in the United States. Before they could send me back to Mexico, I hid in the lunch pale of one the doctors, where I lived for many years. After being evicted from my lunch pale by my landlord, I was forced to make my living as I do today...as a Chinese translator for Black Market drug dealers. Yup, thats basically me in a nutshell...
Juuusssttt kidding...- Favorite music
- Dashboard Confessional, Josh Groban, Etta James, Billie Holiday
- Favorite books
- Elegant Universe!
- Favorite news sources
- ...The Rumor Mill
History
- Member for
- 1 year 46 weeks
